![]() |
||||||||||||||||||||
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||||||||||||||||
![]() |
||||||||||||||||||||
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
|||
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
|||||||||||||
![]() |
#1
|
||||
|
||||
my eyes! my eyes!
The new Wicker Man is so bad it hurt. Crappy dialogue, clunky exposition, TV movie acting, shitty soundtrack, a wasted Nic Cage, and NOT SCARY AT ALL.
I am going to bleach my retinas. |
#2
|
||||
|
||||
im not even gonna bother seeing it :D
|
#3
|
||||
|
||||
I had completely forgotten they were remaking this until I saw commercials the other day. the commercials made me ill and they were only 90 seconds. I think having to sit through the full length version would probably be the end of me.
__________________
Oh, parlez-nous à boire, non pas du marriage |
#4
|
||||
|
||||
Well I'll still see it just to laugh at Nick Cage running around in a bear suit.
__________________
MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
#5
|
||||
|
||||
The thing is, cos the original was so individual and distinctive, they could have done something to make it completely different - more of an 'influenced by' than a remake. It's just a half-updated, half-not version, but with none of the suspense of fear.
ItsAlive, if you must watch it, wait for the DVD. |
#6
|
|||
|
|||
Quote:
|
#7
|
||||
|
||||
Going tonight with some friends...loooks like crap, but should be good for a laugh.
__________________
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Nietzsche |
#8
|
||||
|
||||
Quote:
__________________
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Nietzsche |
#9
|
||||
|
||||
Quote:
|
#10
|
|||
|
|||
Quote:
|
![]() |
|
|