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Mr.Boll should about do it.
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I don't think I can pick just one.
Boogeyman sucked, but so did Darkness Falls The Fog remake (I actually got pissed off I bought it, and that almost never happens to me) Breeders Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor Troll 2 Carrie 2 Sleepwalkers Rose Red Various assorted Leprechaun movies White Noise They Those are the ones off the top of my head. Now keep in mind these are all movies that I would never watch again, once or twice being enough. I know there are a lot of other terrible movies out there, but a lot of the lower budget ones at least entertain me, like Troma video and crap like Jack Frost. The movies I listed were not only bad, they bored the hell out of me and left me feeling unentertained. Different strokes for different folks.
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The Cave. A thousand times. If it were possible, I would ensure that anyone who worked on this film never worked on a movie again. By any means necessary.
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Wow, gotaa agree with olivia's list, at least the ones i have seen.
Uwe Boll is this century's hitler. he is causing irreparable harm to the idea of making video game movies. Granted, Doom screwed up huge. They got the look right, and that is about it. The Tomb raider movies were about Anjelina Jolie running in tight clothes, bad, but they were what they were. I finally saw House of the Dead on scifi a few months back. My wife was a trooper and we stayed up until 2 to watch it. It is an AMAZING film. it is like discovering a new species of animal that is too stupid to take care of it's own young, and is made entirelyout of fecal matter. If Alffred Hitchcock was as good as Boll is bad, he would have metamorphosed into a god and been able to grant wishes. What i found most enetertaining was the screenshots from the game interposed into the movie, which were obviously him going "See, this is a movie from a video game. Dont see a link between the two? hey, the movie has SHOTS from the ACTUAL GAME! What more do you want?" I suppose never having seen the game before writing the screenplay would make it hard to match up the stories, so I will give him that. The other thing that bugged me.... I realise it was a way to get people to the evil island, but think about the people who attend raves.... 15 year old X addicts who like techno... Not exactly the kind of people who have a few grand kicking around to charter Jurgen Prochnow to cart their asses over to an island. And since when is being bodily impaled the kin dof thing you get up from with no ill effects? I'm sorry, she limped a little. Hoorah realism. And the best scene in the whole movie.... A woman is swimming topless, and without any reason beyond it was theonly way to have her tits in the entire scene, it was shot below water.... No, dont sdhow the FACE of the person in the scene, that might give her an identity. Just show her mostly naked body under water, floating. For god's sake, most porn doesnt dehumanize women to that degree. that is serial Killer behavior.... look up Edmund Kemper on crimelibrary to see. What were we talking about? Oh Yeah. Uwe Boll Sucks.
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Return of the Overdone Thread from Hell!
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...ighlight=worst ^ Thats just the most recent, I can dig up plenty more if you want.
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Now that I think about it, The Haunted sucked too. I was so into seeing it, and the first half hour or so was great, then it all went downhill so fast I lost my breath.
The big ghost guy at the end reminded me of the Ghost of Christmas future on Mickey's A Christmas Carol.
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