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05-27-2006, 06:04 PM
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Oh...NOW We Know Why All The Senior Citizens Move To Florida...Ewww
STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community
Doctor Blames Viagra, Lack Of Sex Education Florida - Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community. A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Florida, said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami. "Yeah, they are very shocked to hear the diagnosis," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s." "More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," reporter Vanessa Medina said. Louis Franklin used to date in the community at least three times a week. "I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around." A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages. "All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.
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Re: Oh...NOW We Know Why All The Senior Citizens Move To Florida...Ewww
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One rotten apple spoils the whole bunch:p ... Think about that one for a second...It'll come to ya ;)
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Re: Oh...NOW We Know Why All The Senior Citizens Move To Florida...Ewww
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I think a big tub of lubricant would be on the shopping list also.
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Re: Oh...NOW We Know Why All The Senior Citizens Move To Florida...Ewww
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I hope I still got a little lead left in my pencil when I'm 80.....If I'm still alive.;)
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wow
ewww they were getting on how gross. it proves your never too old to get it on i guess. lol just kidding.
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