Man Found Glued To Wal-Mart Toilet

[bloodrayne]

Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued To Toilet

20-year-old bangs on wall to attract attention, is treated and released

Salisbury, Maryland - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

Rantz said the man was treated and released.

[chainleen]

lol seriously....who sits down on those?

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
20-year-old bangs on wall to attract attention, is treated and released

Not a smart idea since most people would think he just had "super-shits".

[Miss Olivia]

I wonder if they had to take the toilet seat to the hospital with him....or if they had an industrial strength spatula at the Wal-Mart....they do have almost everything....

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I wonder if they had to take the toilet seat to the hospital with him

The new-generation port-a-potty.