FINALLY!!!...I Am SOOO Excited!!!

[bloodrayne]

If you guys remember...About a year and a half ago I was gonna buy this sweeeet hearse...Well...The guy said that I was an hour too late, he had already sold it to someone else...It was pretty upsetting because we ALL wanted it really bad...


Anyway, my friend Myke told me about this place in Cincinnati, only about 20 minutes from my house where he had bought his last 2 hearses...They have a HUGE inventory and the prices are unbelievably cheap!!!


So...We are going up there sometime this week to check things out...This is where it is:

http://cwcoach.com/


So...Now I gotta actually decide between a hearse or a limo...Either would work for us...I can't wait to go see what else they have...

Here are three that I am having trouble choosing between:




And who knows what else they actually have on the lot?!...I can't wait to find out...I may find something that I like even better than these three!

*giggles*

[The STE]

I imagine they'd both be a pain in the ass to drive. But think about this;
They both probably have around the same room in the back, but would you REALLY want to fuck somewhere that who knows how many corpses have been? Yeah, yeah, "lol corpses I love horror" et cetera, but realistically, it's pretty gross.

[The Mothman]

the first one is much sicker. thats funny too, ive always thought about how cool it would be to drive a hearse as your regular car.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by The STE
I imagine they'd both be a pain in the ass to drive. But think about this;
They both probably have around the same room in the back, but would you REALLY want to fuck somewhere that who knows how many corpses have been? Yeah, yeah, "lol corpses I love horror" et cetera, but realistically, it's pretty gross.

... but a hearse would be so much cooler. :(

[The STE]

yeah, it's cool to say "Yeah, I drive a hearse", but think about practicalities. It would be a pain in the ass to drive, and it would be gross to fuck in, which is really the only two uses cars have

[pinkfloyd45769]

I'd get the limo and start driving people around on dates and shit. You could make some money!! :p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
I imagine they'd both be a pain in the ass to drive. But think about this;
They both probably have around the same room in the back, but would you REALLY want to fuck somewhere that who knows how many corpses have been? Yeah, yeah, "lol corpses I love horror" et cetera, but realistically, it's pretty gross.

No...No...No fucking...I need something big enough to haul the whole family around in...I had a full-sized station wagon that seated 9...The transmission went out...So, we can take 5 people in the car and 3 in the truck, which adds up to only 8 with TWO vehicles...That's lame...

An SUV or a Minivan holds 6-7 and uses a shitload of gas...BUT...A hearse or a limo can hold 9+, and uses the same amount of gas, and is just as easy/difficult to drive as a station wagon (which I cannot find around here to save my soul:mad: )...

Seems to me this would be the perfect alternative...And the rollout in the back of the hearse can hold a futon perfectly (Myke confirmed this), so that watching movies at the drive-in, with the rollout pulled outside at the back of the car, would kick ass!

He also told me it's great for traveling and camping...You can sleep right in the back:)

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by The STE
yeah, it's cool to say "Yeah, I drive a hearse", but think about practicalities. It would be a pain in the ass to drive, and it would be gross to fuck in, which is really the only two uses cars have

the second use doesnt work too well in buggys or mini coopers.

[The STE]

Originally posted by The Mothman
the second use doesnt work too well in buggys or mini coopers.

but they're small and mobile


and kudos to the Weird Al lyrics in the sig, Bloody

[ItsAlive75]

I'd go with a limo because its much easier to trick a person into getting into a limo.... can't kidnap somebody in a hearse.