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Old 03-30-2006, 11:10 AM
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The Calm Down Meditation Song.

got to calm down, calm down,
not everyone who visits here is wrooooong,
so that is why we all must sing,
the calm down meditation sooooooong

hug a bunny hug a bunny hug a bunny
and kiss your dog on the mouuuuuuuth,
snend good thoughts in all directions,
left and right ands north and souuuuuuth...
cook a nice meal for somewone
and then take them to a shooooooow,
horror movies are to calm us down,
not to make us angrier you knoooooooowww

hoochie poochie! hoochie poochie!!!
and a sqeuak squeek squeeeeeeeeeeek
cute animals instruct you to be kind,
do as they say or they will spank your behind.!!!!!!!
it's the calm down mediation ssooooooong
do what's right and not whats wrooooooong
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Old 03-30-2006, 11:11 AM
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lol sing that later on
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:26 PM
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Must Kill

Must Kill

Must Kill.




YOOOO WTF DID THAT SONG JUST DO TO ME?!
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:44 PM
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i new something would go wrong wth my poem ;)



ah crap
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:07 PM
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This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with us!

I fight for the unconventional
My right, and its unconditional
I can only, be as real as i can
The disadvantage is
I never knew the plan
This isn't the way just to be a martyr
I cant, walk alone any longer
I fight, for the ones that cant fight
And if I lose, at least I tried

We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots

I won't, be the inconsequential
I won't, be the wasted potential
I can make it, as severe as I can
Until you realize
You'll never take a stand
It isn't, just a one-sided version
We've dealt, with a manic subversion
And I won't, let the truth be perverted
And I won't leave another victim deserted

We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots

Do you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)

Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)

We fight til no one can fight us
We live, and no one can stop us
We pull when we're pushed too far
And the advantages is
The bottom line is
We never, had to fight in the first place
We only, had to spit back at their face
We won't, walk alone any longer
What doesnt kill us, only makes us stronger

We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots

Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)

Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)





There's a better calm down song for ya. :p
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Old 03-30-2006, 02:31 PM
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This one always makes me feel better. It's by The Dead Milkmen.

"Two Feet Off The Ground"

Illusions are real
So just feel the way you feel
It's time to unwind
Well just relax, you'll feel fine

Light up a smoke (do do do do do)
Cause life is no joke (do do do do do)
Shake your head and hear the sound
Take another look around
Nothing's lost that isn't found
You're just two feet off the ground

Green army men
They're comin' in from the sky
Let's take a trip through the bakery and
Tell us what you can't see and

Light up a smoke (do do do do do)
Cause life is no joke (do do do do do)
Shake your head and here the sound
Take another look around
Nothing's lost that isn't found
You're just two feet off the ground
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Old 03-30-2006, 03:49 PM
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hoochie poochie! hoochie poochie!!!
hoochie poochie cootchie!!!

and this song is not too long
it's the calm down meditation song,
the meditation, relaxation, procrastination
too-long song
I had oakmeal with syrup,
my foot is in the stirrup,
breakfast with coffee is really nice,
I poured myself spome coffee with ice,
it
's the relaxation song, the mediation, relaxation,
determination, machination,
hoochie-poochie relaxation sooooooooong
enjoy the fresh air and feel like you beloooooong
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:15 PM
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I love Daria.

La la la la la
This is my stop
Got to get off
I may go pop

Excuse me
Excuse me

I've got to be direct
If I'm wrong please correct
You're standing on my neck
You're standing on my neck

La la la la la La la la la La la la la

My friend and I used to harmonize.

MTv used to have some great animated shows, like Daria, The Head, and Aeon Flux.
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:34 PM
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I've always been partial to Beavis and Butthead myself :)
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:38 PM
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Yeah. They helped me out once, but that's a story for another time.
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