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Old 03-29-2006, 10:01 PM
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kill a cat: masturbate

I hate cats. So, in light of all these "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten" pictures circulating around the 'net, every night, before I sleep, I masturbate like it's in limited supply. Just doing my part to rid the world of all these fucking cats. So, you should do your part as well. Masturbate.
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:32 PM
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How come you hate cats?
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:10 AM
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I heard he hates kids too!
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Old 03-30-2006, 04:08 AM
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Haha Pyscho Dad! :D

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Old 03-30-2006, 06:41 AM
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Fuck cats.

I have 2. One is gay and the other puts up with the gay one.

So uh.. Yes. Fuck cats.
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:48 AM
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i love my kitties.
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:52 AM
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Pussy is good. Cats suck. :D
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Old 03-30-2006, 10:39 AM
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Old 03-30-2006, 10:43 AM
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Re: kill a cat: masturbate

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I hate cats. So, in light of all these "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten" pictures circulating around the 'net, every night, before I sleep, I masturbate like it's in limited supply. Just doing my part to rid the world of all these fucking cats. So, you should do your part as well. Masturbate.

damn, i'll have to stop getting myself off and get laid :rolleyes:
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Old 03-30-2006, 10:46 AM
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