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Faking Your Death To Avoid Paying Parking Tickets...Bad Idea
Woman Faked Death To Dodge Parking Fines
Iowa - A woman faked her own death to avoid paying parking tickets. Police say Kimberly Du, 36, was caught out after she got another ticket a month after her 'death'. Investigators said Du, of Des Moines, faked her own obituary and forged a letter telling a judge she had died in a car crash. She allegedly included a phony obituary, made to look like a page from The Des Moines Register's website. "The state still has to convince a jury of 12, but faking your own death is not a good idea," said Bob Rigg, of the Drake Law Clinic. The case began to unravel when investigators said Du was stopped for another traffic ticket - a month after the obituary was dated. She now faces up to five years in prison for fraud - instead of the $500 fine she might have expected for failing to pay her parking tickets.
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Re: Faking Your Death To Avoid Paying Parking Tickets...Bad Idea
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DAMNIT! Now i've got to pay these freaking things?!?!?
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