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02-26-2006, 09:24 AM
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Man Caught Having Sex With Goat Is Forced To Marry It
Sudan Man Forced To 'Marry' Goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up". Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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I wonder if they plan on having any 'kids' (pun intended) :D
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Now really..................................how far gone......would you have to be.......before the prospect of.......fucking a goat's ass sounds enticing?There's obviously no massage parlors in THAT part of town....maybe a mail order bride service?
I'm sure it would be worth the wait...there again I've never had goat ass so who knows.
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