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02-02-2006, 10:23 AM
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The horror of flying.
So the car manufacturer I work for picked the top 5% technicians to go to Korea for a contest.
Myself and another guy I work with are in the top 5%. Now my problem. I fear nothing but flying and going into the ocean, SHARKS, so now I am going to be in a plane flying over the Pacific. How much worse could it possibly get. So should I overcome the fear that I will probably be killed in a plane crash or survive the crash into the ocean only to become "chum" to Jaws' cousin? Worst case scenario I end up on some fukin' island like that show "Lost" and have to spend the rest of my life eating coconuts, sushi, and running from "the others". I guess the island will need a "Locke" kind of guy for hunting and fishing type stuff but with my luck I will be stuck with a bunch of fukin Koreans who speak no english.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. 
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02-02-2006, 10:28 AM
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I wouldn't worry about it. Statistically, you're more likely to be killed by a donkey than die in a plane crash. I shit you not.
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02-02-2006, 10:38 AM
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avoid planes at all costs....
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02-02-2006, 10:39 AM
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Or getting killed by a donkey punch...
Isn't your average pedestrian more likely to be killed?
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02-02-2006, 10:40 AM
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How the hell can you be killed by a donkey? I guess, if caught in the right position it could crack your skull(why would someone be in that position is another story) but other than that... anyway... I think you should just get over it and go, I've heard a million things similar to what IA said, you'll be fine.
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02-02-2006, 11:31 AM
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Well thanks for not making me feel like a pussy. LOL:rolleyes:
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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02-02-2006, 11:35 AM
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Don't listen to these guys creep.....your fucked. Hell, if the crash & sharks don't get ya you'll probabaly have an embolism from such a long flight and your heart will explode.
nah.....only kidding or am i? BTW.....congrats for being in the 5%.
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02-02-2006, 11:36 AM
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You'll never catch me on a plane. I'm only scared of heights and things that have to do with heights such as: planes, roller coasters, etc. So if it makes you feel better, I'm scared of planes as-well. I was born on solid ground, and that's where I intend to stay.
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02-02-2006, 12:08 PM
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sounds like drinks at the ariport bar to me
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02-02-2006, 12:50 PM
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I have been in small engine aircraft, helicopters and even went skydiving a couple of times. It think its the 600mph+ header into the ground that bothers me. Or hanging on to a seat cushion in the middle of the Pacific like a frickin bobber. Better yet I'll be on the plane and some middle eastern guy will get up to go to the bathroom and I'll freak out and choke the guy with my shoelace.:D
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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