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12-30-2005, 10:43 AM
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What is your DOOM?
I found this really cool site, tottaly fake but is still cool to check out. Go and enter your full name, your age, and gender, and it will predict your fate in gory detail.
The website is.... www.thedeathpsychic.com heres what it said my doom shall be... Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building. So go to the site, find your doom, then post it in this thread!
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Hang the body in the shed Using meat-hooks through the legs Catch the blood as it drips from the stump Like the others from the past The naked belly, full of cysts Smells so good, I cant resist I know inside this ones the best As I eat the rotting chest 
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12-30-2005, 11:44 AM
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I did it, just for kicks. I'm going to have my face crushed by an airbag. NOT THE FACE!!
Heheh. Cute.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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12-30-2005, 11:57 AM
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Quote:
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Hang the body in the shed Using meat-hooks through the legs Catch the blood as it drips from the stump Like the others from the past The naked belly, full of cysts Smells so good, I cant resist I know inside this ones the best As I eat the rotting chest
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12-30-2005, 03:58 PM
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A rabid pitbull is going to maul me.
Hmm.... that sounds like a great epitaph. "I shouldn't have pet that dog."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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12-30-2005, 04:23 PM
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I put in my full name this time.
Check this shit out: While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death. If I ate fast food, that sounds like me. Takin' to long at the food court. It'd either be the neck biting bandit (make sure that he's not a zombie, and if he is, shoot me in the head and be quick about it. I don't think I'd look very good with mottled skin and a gaping dead mouth.) or my mom beating me to death with her pocket book. Eventhough my mom and I are tight, I'm sure she's debated it.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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12-30-2005, 04:27 PM
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Oh man this must be true "You are electrocuted while attempting to rewire some light fixtures in your home." I planed on putting in new plugs in all of the walls this weekend. :rolleyes:
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12-30-2005, 05:22 PM
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Bleh.......
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.
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I will bathe the starways in your blood.
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12-30-2005, 05:25 PM
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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12-30-2005, 06:08 PM
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Despare has a pretty kick ass death...
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Hang the body in the shed Using meat-hooks through the legs Catch the blood as it drips from the stump Like the others from the past The naked belly, full of cysts Smells so good, I cant resist I know inside this ones the best As I eat the rotting chest
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