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Hootie's Little Rat Christmas
Hootie is a lonely little rat on Christmas eve, so he goes into the kitchen and makes a gingerbread cake batter and then he calls Mr. Rat and Mrs. Frog and asks if they can come over and have supper with him but they say "NO" so he digs in the earth and invites a number of small bugs into his home to share the ginger cake but they get drunk and trash the place and take all his DVDs. That is my Christmas story, Thank You!!
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that actually put a smile on my face, the first smile in 5 days, thanks for that.
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Hang the body in the shed Using meat-hooks through the legs Catch the blood as it drips from the stump Like the others from the past The naked belly, full of cysts Smells so good, I cant resist I know inside this ones the best As I eat the rotting chest |
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Glad to help. Try to smile a little more if you can.
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