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Old 12-24-2005, 05:52 PM
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Hootie's Little Rat Christmas

Hootie is a lonely little rat on Christmas eve, so he goes into the kitchen and makes a gingerbread cake batter and then he calls Mr. Rat and Mrs. Frog and asks if they can come over and have supper with him but they say "NO" so he digs in the earth and invites a number of small bugs into his home to share the ginger cake but they get drunk and trash the place and take all his DVDs. That is my Christmas story, Thank You!!
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Old 12-24-2005, 06:33 PM
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that actually put a smile on my face, the first smile in 5 days, thanks for that.
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Hang the body in the shed
Using meat-hooks through the legs
Catch the blood as it drips from the stump
Like the others from the past
The naked belly, full of cysts
Smells so good, I cant resist
I know inside this ones the best
As I eat the rotting chest
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Old 12-24-2005, 09:03 PM
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Glad to help. Try to smile a little more if you can.
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