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Christmas Gifts and the Meaning of Baskets
So my folks have been getting basker after basket of "gifts" for Christmas. We got one filled with big jugs of pino noir, one with fucking pasta sauce and penne, and one with candy and a stuffed snowman.
What ever happened to just getting a box or a card? Its taking up a whole corner of the our living room and our dog keeps trying to eat it. Leading me to my question... what was the shittiest gift you've ever gotten? Mine was pajama pants when I was 20... from my Mexican aunt. They had footies in em'. I was all, "what the fuck". That's what I was like.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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Mine was a t-shirt from my grandmother ( god rest her soul) ;)
It had flowers all over it, but two of the flowers were right on my boobs. To make matters worse, each flower had a jewel in the middle of it...you know, where the nipples would be ;) It was hideous. I was like 13. I'm sure she didn't realize where the flowers would be once the shirt was on...but still:p |
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LOL........i really can't think of anything that was so bad i would remember it.I mean sure...everybody gets socks or some shit you really don't need.
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Mine was a christmas tree shaped soap dispenser.I think your jammies sound cute IA!!!!:p
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one year, i asked for an electric train set, and instead i got a wooden set... the cars stuck together on account of magnets, but they went nowhere of their own accord. i was disappointed.
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I would hafta say that my worst gift ever I got tonight. A fucking flashlight. I know it's the thought that counts, but damn I coulda been given the 3 bux or whatever that was used to buy it.
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i've found that if you keep your exspectations low than your never dissapointed.
that said.....i received a tin of peanut brittle from a job i had while in collage.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering. |
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But hey, that's just the non-materialist in me speaking, I always think it should be about more than just throwing cash around at the most obvious thing you think a person would "want".
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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