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Christmas Carols
Here are a few updated christmas Caroles.
I'll Be Homeless for Christmas I'll be homeless for Christmas My bank account has decreed Please give me money and some food to eat And hookers so I'm not lonely Hopefully you'll find me Not dead on the streets I'l, be homeless for Christmas Why can't this just be a dream? Let Her Blow Oh, the women nowadays are frightful And the hookers always have a mouthful And since I have to pay for a ho Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow. She doesn't show signs of stopping But my dick is starting its popping So I turned the lights down low And let her blow, let her blow, let her blow. When we finally stop for the night Her mouth is full with cum She started to turn out the lights And started sucking some more My boner is slowly dying And, my dear, is finally leaving But as long as she loves me so Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow. I'll post more shortly.
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12-18-2005, 05:09 PM
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They don't really rhyme or anything...
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The Twelve Days of Horror Christmas
On the first day of christmas, my true love sent to me A dead girl in a pear tree On the second day of christmas, my true love sent to me Two Freddy Gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the third day of christmas, my true love sent to me Three death beds Two Freddy Gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the fourth day of christmas, my true love sent to me Four suicidal girls Three death beds Two Freddy Gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the fifth day of christmas, my true love sent to me Five killing machines Four suicidal girls Three death beds Two freddy gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the sixth of christmas, my true love sent to me Six bodies decaying Five killing machines Four suicidal girls Three death beds Two Freddy gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the seventh day of christmas, my true love sent to me Seven slicers a-swinging Six bodies decaying Five killing machines Four suicidal girls Three death beds Two Freddy gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight bloody killings Seven slicers a-swinging Six bodies decaying Five killing machines Four suicidal girls Three death beds Two Freddy gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine naked ladies prancing Eight bloody killings Seven slicers a-swinging Six bodies decaying Five killing machines Four suicidal girls Three death beds Two Freddy gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten gory beatings Nine naked ladies prancing Eight bloody killings Seven slicers a-swinging Six bodies decaying Five killing machines Four suicidal girls Three death beds Two Freddy gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven serial killers sniping Ten gory beatings Nine naked ladies prancing Eight bloody killings Seven slicers a-swinging Six bodies decaying Five killing machines Four suicidal girls Three death beds Two Freddy gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve boys a-cumming Eleven serial killers sniping Ten gory beatings Nine naked ladies prancing Eight bloody killings Seven slicers a-swinging Six bodies decaying Five killing machines Four suicidal girls Three death beds Two Freddy gloves And a dead girl in a pear tree
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Hang the body in the shed Using meat-hooks through the legs Catch the blood as it drips from the stump Like the others from the past The naked belly, full of cysts Smells so good, I cant resist I know inside this ones the best As I eat the rotting chest
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