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09-24-2005, 08:05 PM
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...Happy Birthday, Moonlit Meadow...
Hey, it's your birthday....
I hope you get everything you wish for...:) Oh, I have a special someone here that wants to say a little something to you... Chris says...."Hey you....I wanna wish you a happy birthday, sorry I couldn't be there this year." :D
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09-24-2005, 09:32 PM
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Happy birthday, Sweeets ! I'd have mailed you a cake, but it wouldn't fit in the envelope :rolleyes: I did sing you 'Happy Birthday' and e-mailed it to you, though. You're not getting older, you're getting better.
XOXOXOX CK
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09-25-2005, 05:26 AM
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Moonlitmeadow, You're like a fine wine that just keeps getting better with time.
The guys from Duran Duran are on their way over to wish You a happy birthday and they're bringing cake and ice cream.They asked me to tell you to leave the porch light on so they have no problems finding Your house. Ohhh.....and one more thing Cyndi Lauper sends You her best. :D Last edited by zomb5150; 09-25-2005 at 05:33 AM.
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09-25-2005, 06:28 AM
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Dammit, I'm too late! Aw, I'm never gonna hear the end of this...
Happy Burfday, MM!! You special, special lady, you! I sacrificed thirteen virgin (I had to check to make sure) goats in your honor and they're stacked on the I88 expressway in Chicago. Hope you got lots of goodies and big sloppy kisses from everyone you know! Uh, what else... what else... Ooh, I got it. The only "horror" around here is your age! Oh shit, no that's bad... don't say that. Okay, how bout this... Happy burfday, m'lady!
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09-25-2005, 07:39 AM
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You've got total happiness on your shirt.
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09-25-2005, 08:38 AM
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Happy birthday, woman! I hope that your day is filled to the utmost with fun and sexy (Whatever your type) guys.
Here's a birthday song for you. Who needs friends who never show I'll tell you what you want to know I could have saved a broken heart If I'd found out long ago (bridge 1) I'm just thinking about Those lonely nights When I waited for your call 'Til I found out All my friends were right I didn't know you at all (chorus) I heard a rumour (Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour) They say you got a broken heart I heard it I heard a rumour (Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour) Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh Now it seems they're telling me You've changed your wicked ways But should I give you a second chance Baby, I'm too afraid (bridge 2) So you realise what hurt you made And the love you threw away How can I forgive or soon forget It's never gonna be the same
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