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Old 09-09-2005, 10:08 AM
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How many HDC members...

...does it take to change a lightbulb?


One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use
light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the crap
all over again
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:15 AM
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Thank you, newb! I haven't laughed like that in a long time!
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:26 AM
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Re: How many HDC members...

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Originally posted by newb

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
These two made me laugh the most. Light bulb controversy. :D
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:29 AM
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Re: How many HDC members...

Quote:
Originally posted by newb
...does it take to change a lightbulb?


One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use
light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the crap
all over again
LMFAO!:D That is so true! How did you come up with this?
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:29 AM
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LMFAO :D
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:45 AM
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I don't get it...

Make it a knock knock joke.
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:13 AM
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Re: Re: How many HDC members...

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LMFAO!:D That is so true! How did you come up with this?
As much as i would like to take responsibility for penning this......i can't. Just something i came across on my journey here on the world wide web.
I though it kinda fit.






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Old 09-09-2005, 11:24 AM
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i think my lifespan has just shortened :p
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:41 AM
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You are the fucking president, Newb.:p


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Old 09-09-2005, 11:57 AM
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Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
Freakin Classic. ;)
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