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				My Bruce Campbell meeting
			 
			
			
			So Bruce Campbell came to Iowa to promote his new book. I found out an HOUR before the whole deal was done, so I ran over there. I wait in line for 45 minutes, find out that I NEED to buy a book for him to autograph, so I gotta run to a bookstore and buy it for 15 bucks... run back, make it just in time to be the last person. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			But here's the juice. I got him to sign my Maniac Cop DVD (which he constantly made fun of), and I said "Hey, good luck on the remake" in reference to Evil Dead. Here's what he said... "Yeah, sorry... Ashton Kutcher." Take that as you will. 
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			I probably would have proposed marriage. 
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 Another girl just showed him her tattoo of a pot leaf and he started screaming, "Awww, bring it on!" 
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			Horror fans, you just got punk'd !! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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			This is your future Ash. Remakes rule ! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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 That will be a new classic remark in here, together with "the gate". 
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				Re: My Bruce Campbell meeting
			 
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 playing ash....oh my god,normally i have to work up to being enraged....but this prospect justs flip the switch!!!! :mad: please tell me i'm wrong,tell me that cunt,that hack is'nt going to be cast as the main man. 
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	how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.  | 
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