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Drunk Beats Wife With Fish
Wife Was Battered With Fish
U.K. - Drunk husband John Cole faced the scales of justice for hitting his wife Elaine with a fish. A court heard the hung-over former fork-lift driver woke up in a rage thinking she had hidden two cans of beer. He punched the ex-barmaid after hitting her with the 8lb pike from their kitchen during Tuesday's row. Cole, 54, of Sedgley, West Mids, admitted common assault. He was given a six-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £70 costs by Dudley magistrates. After Wednesday's hearing, regretful Cole said he couldn't bring himself to eat the pike. He revealed: "I fed it to our cats and dogs." Elaine, 49, said she forgave him but added: "I could've been seriously hurt or killed by that fish."
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08-11-2005, 10:23 AM
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I bet you she hates fish now.
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Even if someone was beaten to death with a fish, I'd still laugh.
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