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08-04-2005, 09:05 AM
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Giant Aquarium Shark Tank Explodes...Injures Elderly Woman
Woman Sues Over Burst Shark Tank
The aquarium in Sydney is one of the largest in the world Sydney, Australia - An Australian woman is suing Sydney Aquarium after a giant exhibition tank exploded, showering her with glass - and sharks. The accident left Hazel Swinden, 61, in chest-high water with a badly gashed ankle caused by flying debris. She claims to have suffered post-traumatic stress as a result. One moment Ms Swinden was admiring the reef sharks at Sydney Aquarium and the next she was surrounded by them with blood pouring from a deep cut. A glass tank had shattered, dumping thousands of litres of water on top of her. The woman's lawyer has told a Sydney court how she was submerged for several seconds and could feel the sharks brushing past her. She claims that acute stress forced her to give up her job as a sales assistant. The drama took place several years ago but has only now reached court, where the victim is seeking unspecified damages.
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She works in sales? Well shit, she must work around sharks every day!
BA DUM BUM eh? Ehhhhh?
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I just wonder why she wasn't eaten...
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