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Today.... Is my Screw off day....
In case anyone was wondering, i have been without a job for about a week and a half now, and it has felt like a month.
I have been busy as hell, doing a shitload of housework, and was pretty sick a couple of days (at least i didnt have to miss any work ;)) aand i have been working on a sci-fi epic i started back when i was 19. I am planning on incvluding the background as part of my site, so keep your eyes peeled for links. So, how has everyone been doing? Oh, yeah. a newer, edited version of justice (the final one) will be posted soon. I will post an announcement, but i wiull gladly pm anyone who asks when it is done (taylorsmommy, im pming you no matter what :D)
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Good to see you posting Vod. Ya figure with all this free time you would catch up to urgeok in no time.
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translation - Housework = masterbation pretty sick = chaffing. |
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free time = time for stuff to get done.
I actually accomplish more in a day now that i am unemployed than i did in my last month of work. Tiled the bathroom floor the past couple of days..... I will never tile again....
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My cousin used to do tiling for a profession... he was a depressed man.
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On a more serious note: On about the fifth time I read that story, I thought this would make a great movie! |
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Someone else told me the same thing over int he horror fiction forum...
there is an unedited version of the update over on my site if you are interested. Landon is a baaad man.. :)
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Eeerh, Voddy....... Are you the house wife in your marrige? :rolleyes: ;) :D
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yes it is :)
the updated (edited) version is up now. it clears up a few inconsitancies in the story. this is the final version
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