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I am soooo pathetic
Well I have finally realised today that I'll never get laid. And if I lose my job I'll have to kill myself because I won't be able to get another one.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking - I should probably put myself out of my misery now to spare my future misery. But I'm too much of a wimp to kill myself. I am the most pathetic male in existence! Yes, I am such a spectacular failure and a blight on all humanity...
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Order in Chaos |
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Re: I am soooo pathetic
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#3
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Man, you don't need a message board. You need a psychiatrist. I'm not fucking with you, either. Get some help.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all |
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time to fuck off with this shit.
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Don't cry, dry your eyes. Everything will work out...
If you have booze.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. |
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I'll tell you something, you twisted warped individual you: You gotta chill out, because what you're experiencing is totally normal. You may feel like you're in some kind of isolated hell, but lots of folks feel like you at least from time to time.
You're kind of on the young side, you haven't "created" your pattern of life yet nor accomplished anything much of what you'd like to do. From this perspective it all seems so damn impossible, right? Well, it's true that life's a bitch, but that's true for everyone, and wrestling through these moments of self-doubt and grim thinking, as epic as these battles seem to you, is a rite of passage for every human out there. Emotional pain is universal. If you really are feeling totally like you're going to freak out, then perhaps seeking some help, as Haunted suggested, is a very good idea. But trust me, a lot of the bleakness of your situation exists solely in your mind, and you can train yourself, to some degree, to think and feel differently. So goddammit, throw a little cold water on your face, fry up a couple of wombats, and relax. You've earned it. |
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Pussy is the only thing that matters in this world. you will be nothing without it :rolleyes:
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DuDe! I can't believe you... You are like so mean with that shit!!
It's kind of true, though. |
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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Girls are crazy.
They pretend too be all innocent and sweet. they'll suck you in with all that bullshit. Then like a bad Magician they turn into a evil demon bitch from hell. Life is almost better just finding peace within. with or without a girlfriend/boyfriend. |
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