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Man Torn Apart By Monkeys
Victim Of Chimp Mauling Out Of Coma
West Covina, California -- A California man mauled by two chimpanzees in March has been brought out of his medically induced coma. His attorney said 62-year-old Saint James Davis has begun his slow recovery. Davis was attacked by two chimps while he and his wife were visiting their own pet chimp at a wildlife sanctuary near Bakersfield. Davis was attacked while he and his wife LaDonna were visiting the Animal Haven Ranch outside Bakersfield to celebrate the 39 birthday of their pet monkey Moe. While the couple was standing outside Moe's cage with a birthday cake, two other chimps escaped and attacked them. They chewed off most of Saint James Davis's face, tore off his foot and attacked his limbs and genitals. The owner of the animal sanctuary is asking state authorities to find Moe a new home.
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SPANKING THE MONKEY 2
The Monkey Spanks Back!
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But don't think this puts an end to the whole Bruce Lee vs. Angry Chimp dispute! It doesn't!
This dude may have been a Saint, but he still isn't Bruce Lee! Plus, there were 2 chimps! They fight dirty! Bruce Lee could still kick 1 Angry Chimp's ass!!! And you can quote me on that!
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Looks like that guy will think twice before he starts monkeying around!
Eh? EH?? eh.....
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