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Old 06-06-2005, 01:58 PM
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vampires vs. zombies

i saw this sitting on the shelf in the vid store and figured i watch it just for the hell of it.

i totaly regret renting it, it was the dumbest fucking film ive ever scene. the story was stupid as hell and made no fucking sense. the acting was absolutly fucking shit. the effects were dumb as hell. also the fucking rules were so fucked( they put a wood stake in a vamps heart and it only imoblized it didnt actualy die untill they cut off its head.

i actualy wanted to throw, break, and burn the disk but it was rented so i just wrote sucks on the back of the case and returned it.
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Old 06-06-2005, 03:38 PM
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Old 06-06-2005, 03:41 PM
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Old 06-07-2005, 12:27 AM
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never seen it, but will check it out...not
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:01 AM
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Re: vampires vs. zombies

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i saw this sitting on the shelf in the vid store and figured i watch it just for the hell of it.

i totaly regret renting it, it was the dumbest fucking film ive ever scene. the story was stupid as hell and made no fucking sense. the acting was absolutly fucking shit. the effects were dumb as hell. also the fucking rules were so fucked( they put a wood stake in a vamps heart and it only imoblized it didnt actualy die untill they cut off its head.

i actualy wanted to throw, break, and burn the disk but it was rented so i just wrote sucks on the back of the case and returned it.
The weird ything it, traditional views of Vampires usually stated that impalement didnt kill, only immobalized.

the "correct" way to kill them was to stake them, to put them in stasis, then cut the head off, fill the mouth with garlic and burn the corpse.

But how much fun would Blade be if he had to go through all of that shit?
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:43 AM
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Re: Re: vampires vs. zombies

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The weird ything it, traditional views of Vampires usually stated that impalement didnt kill, only immobalized.

the "correct" way to kill them was to stake them, to put them in stasis, then cut the head off, fill the mouth with garlic and burn the corpse.

But how much fun would Blade be if he had to go through all of that shit?

didnt you have to bury the head under running water or something ?
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:44 AM
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I believe that was an option. i think you could burn that too.
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