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Woman Calls 911 With Pizza Complaint
By Associated Press
Wed May 25, 7:08 AM CHARLOTTE, N.C. - An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called 911 dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour - all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver. Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the 911 system, a jail spokeswoman said. She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver a pie to her south Charlotte apartment, said Officer Mandy Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said. Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said. It's unusual for someone to face charges for nonemergency calls, Giannini said. But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said. When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot-tall, 98-pound woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said. Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the 911 system, jail records show.
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Re: Woman Calls 911 With Pizza Complaint
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'there's your delivery you old insane waste of space' i wonder how many worthy people died while she was clogging up the lines.
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how embarrasing would it be to have to tell people that your 89 year old great grandmother was responsible for their family memeber dying because she was pissed off at the fucking pizza guy?
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at 98 pounds, i could easily lift her over my head and get a lot of distance on a hurl .. maybe right through a big plate glass window
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no kidding. i think we are roughly the same size... My choice would be down the stairwell outside reagan's window in the Exorcist. i bet you could get quite a few bounces with a good toss, and if not.. Drag her ass up and try again :D
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05-27-2005, 12:30 PM
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(if she bit my hand)
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05-28-2005, 06:03 PM
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I feel sorry for her....poor senile ol' lady...
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I remember when I was younger, my grandmother told me that the elderly have earned the right to do whatever they want, whenever they want and there shouldn't be any rules or laws implemented to stop them. I was so excited because she made old age sound exciting as hell.
Yeah, but she lied. So now I have utter contempt for anyone over the age of 65.
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they haven't automatically earned shit .. the elderly gain respect from earning it by being good people - not simply by surviving. a mean stupid old person is worse than a mean stupid young person because they had a lifetime to learn better.. if they're still shitty people by the time they retire they should be used as tent pegs.
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