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Zombies.....
I'm not sure why... Maybe it's the weather, or because for some weird reason i had a dream about nazis this morning, but i am in a total zombie mood this morning. All i wanted to do was have a zombie movie playing in the background while i worked...
I have Dawn of the Dead 04 on one o fmy computers, so i decided to watch it. Guess what? it's all messed up. the sound is fine, but the picture is all screwed up. and guess what? if i wat in on the DivX player, the picture is fine, but the sound is fucked up.... So what did that leave me with? 28 days later. I love this movie, BUT, it is not a zombie movie. NOTLD and the original Dawn are out of my reach right now, currently on cds that are home and not in my possesion. What is a Vod to do? Should i find one o fthose public domain sites and download Night just to feed my craving? Oh yeah, and the computer i watch them on is having "issues", so even 28 days later is stuttering when it plays... Shit, i almost wish there were zombies walking about... it would get me out of work...
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damn sounds like a cursed day.....good luck to ya!
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I finally got it to work :D
However, you may be right. My wife called a little while ago, our dog had a seizure... I need a vacation... And maybe some zombies... The world may actually be a better place if we did have a zombie holocaust... it would certainly clean up the gene pool....
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lol damn...
good idea!!! zombie holocaust |
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Yep, zombies start millinbg about, im getting my family, some guns and a boat.
I just hope they are the slow, plodding Romero zombies, not the olympic sprinters from the new Dawn of the Dead.
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kill a couple of your co-workers .. mix up some chemicals (lawn fertilizer, nuclear waste, twinkies) and see if they come back ...
then try to kill them with a pencil and a stapler. sorry to hear about the dog .. |
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Well if all else fails, you can hire Tom Savini to give your crew a cool corpse look...
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lord no, not a zombie nerd !!
you have to kill them with a slide ruler to the head |
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Hey, i never had a slide ruler...
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Quote:
so i guess for todays zombie nerd we'd just have to form a circle and push it around until it falls down and skins its knee. |
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