Ever felt like you were on a reality TV show?

[Hate_Breeder]

Seriously, last night i couldve sworn i was on Punk'd.

First of all my parents are camping for their anniversary and i was specifically told not to have anyone over. Soon enough there was like 9 people at my house all drunk. And i'd tell them to leave and they were incapacitated at the time so they would just stumble around like zombies.

Then this one girl who i dont like..starts trying to fucking makeout with me and she was drunk as shit (i know what most of the males on this site have to say about that one :rolleyes: ), and i actually had to push her out of my house.

Yeah and more people just kept coming to my house until 2:30 in the morning

[jay o2 waster]

fuck reality tv

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
fuck reality tv

Agreed.

[urgeok]

to feel like i was on a reality show i'd have to pretend that i was doing things i'd normally do without noticing the 100's of film crew milling about.

so no ... never felt that way.

[Haunted]

No, but when I get stoned, I feel like I'm stuck back in the eighties. It's the damndest thing...

[ItsAlive75]

I once thought I was on Laguna Beach, but it turned out I just wandered into my old high school.

[Deposable]

I want too see someone commit suicide and than Ashton Kutcher runs out laughing and pointing. "YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D YOU DUMB ASSHOLE!"


Am I the only one that wants to see this?

[Gren the cake]

yeh, cuz i talk a lot and really loud and people make fun of or laugh at me. cuz i say dumb shit

well, they dont laugh too hard, they try and pretend like they dont hear, or try and only smile

i always wonder what the residents over @ my bfs apartment complex think. they hear some weird shit

'give me your nipple bitch'

'i dont like olive juice'

andlots of cursing. and all the moaning and groaning isnt even sex noises, its us beating the shit out of each other.

anyway, i think it would be cool to be on the telly. we would be interesting, the other day he farted in my ear! only cuz i asked him to. it cleared my out ear canal tho, i could hear much better out of that ear ever since. i thnk next time im gona have him fart right on my face. well, itll be through pants, and ill be back about 5 inches. bu ti wanna know how bad it would stink, ya know, getting it straight on.

i keep askinghim to burp in my mouth tho and he wont. fuckin pussy

would u watch?

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
i always wonder what the residents over @ my bfs apartment complex think. they hear some weird shit

'give me your nipple bitch'

'i dont like olive juice'

HHAHAHAHHAHA i hope you dont use those two phrases consecutively

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Gren the cake

anyway, i think it would be cool to be on the telly. we would be interesting, the other day he farted in my ear! only cuz i asked him to. it cleared my out ear canal tho, i could hear much better out of that ear ever since. i thnk next time im gona have him fart right on my face. well, itll be through pants, and ill be back about 5 inches. bu ti wanna know how bad it would stink, ya know, getting it straight on.

i keep askinghim to burp in my mouth tho and he wont. fuckin pussy

would u watch?

Watch a girl's face get farted on? Yeah.