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04-25-2005, 11:36 AM
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Weird Phone Messages
Have any of you guys ever gotten any strange messages on your answering machine?....
I just got one from one of my ex's friends...He said to tell him (my ex) to let him (this guy) know if he still wants the alligator?....Yes...ALLIGATOR...WTF???!!!...I wish there was some way to record this message and post it here for you guys to hear it....CRAZY!!!!
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04-25-2005, 11:41 AM
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this isnt a phone message - but its weird ...
a few years ago a phone in the back of the server room started to ring ... it was a modem line that i didnt even know had a phone attached. it was a prison guy in kingston wanting to know if we were all set for the prison transfer ... man i could have had some fun with that one. more to your topic - since we moved we get about 1 wrong message a day for the same people ... dr appointments .. everything that people should know by now unless they dropped right off of the planet. and there was an ad for a moving company once that i thought was a joke because it sounded like a jerky boys skit (really exaggerated indian accent)
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04-25-2005, 11:50 AM
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Hey...I wonder why Crank Yankers never calls anyone we know...
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04-25-2005, 11:54 AM
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my friend had his sister call me on Thanksgiving when we were in the living room and the message came on and she said "hey mike i had a great time last night can't wait to meet up again and do it later" and some more stuff like that
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04-29-2005, 11:37 AM
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Just the other day someone phone my house, the message they left was " Jesus". How do yoluj respoen to that kind of message.
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04-29-2005, 02:19 PM
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I once got a message from some college girl telling me to meet me at the Union and calling me a bitch?
I was like 14...idk.
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04-29-2005, 02:24 PM
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I had someone call me once asking me to take a survey about donating plasma, and in the middle of it he just made a farting sound for like, 30 seconds before I hung up.
Dunno why I listened for that 30 seconds though...
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04-29-2005, 03:28 PM
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04-29-2005, 03:29 PM
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My friend Mark called his dad and yelled "HEEB!" into the phone...it was pretty fucking funny
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04-29-2005, 04:16 PM
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Well...I used to work as a phone jockey in market research....I know this aint what you're talking about, but I heard some funny answering machine/voicemail messages.
I heard one in a really "mee ruv u wong time" kinda asian accent, it said: "Liza beeeesy, preeez hold on" again and again....eh, made me laugh at the time...we had this thing at work where we would put the funny ones on speakerphone, but we couldn't do it for long before we were located by the supervisor. Another one, was what musta been a hooker, OR a joke...a chick saying their address, and a few of the things she would do...I won't go into it, but needless to say, the speakerphone thang was some real fun. Then there was one with a guy with the hawking style robot voice, always funny...the worst was when one o these guys actually agreed to do a survey with ya...I might just be an asshole here, but, I could barely keep from laughing whenever this happened. Last one, this real redneck-y "croc hunter" sounding guy (I live in australia) sounded all drunk n shit, said something like... "hey, this is maaaaarty...Im not 'ere, ay? So leave us a message if ya would, 'cos I farkin' hate it when ya don't, and if ya don't and I find out tha cunt that dun' it was you, I'll faarkin' smash ya" - Yep, for real....some people here ACTUALLY sound like that, but please bear in mind, despite out crummy television portrayals, these kinds of people are few and far between....
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