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You know what....
Bram Stockers Dracula sucks the big peach. Wow was that movie terrible. Worst part has to be Keanu Reeves performace. Just terrible. Anyone else here who hates this movie.
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Re: You know what....
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i didnt like it either ...
and i dont blame keanu entirely .. i never liked Rider either, hopkins was just playing another Lecteresque weirdo, and oldman was more gross as the young count than he was as the old vamp. |
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the wolfman sex scene was hot.
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not a fan
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Fucking over rated!
Dracula (all vampires really) are based off Vlad the Impaler. Vlad was a fucking brutal warlord... A ruthless killer... He hung the severed heads of his victims out in front of his castle on spikes to make up the Forest of the Impaled... And what do we get for a movie about him? A pussy ass love story. :rolleyes: I absolutely HATE when they portray Dracula (or vampires in general) as a lovelorn pansyboy. Give me the badass Dracula in Dracula 2000 over the sissy fuck in Bram Stoker's any day!
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it's all artsyfartsy
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they made drac into a prissy ass bitch who has a period every month. they also did a shit job of casting, this is one example where star power didnt help the film.
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