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Old 04-21-2005, 10:48 AM
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Dear lord... It's breeding...
My wife stopped by the office minute ago with a nice BK lunch for me as a nice little birthday present.

Then she gave me the real present.

She handed me an envelope. I opened it and nothing was in it. Then she lifted the flap for me and there was writing in it. it said "I'm pregnant!!!"


I'm Gonna be a dad! :D:D:D:D:D:D


So far, this birthday is the best i've ever had.
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:50 AM
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god damn boy !

congradulations and best wished for a safe pregnancy !!! how far along is she ?
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:51 AM
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congradulations, you seem excited so I'll hold back all my baby (dead and alive) jokes.
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:53 AM
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:54 AM
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That explains why you haven't been on here much as of late.

Congrats man...........DAMN......a little Vod.
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:58 AM
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god damn boy !

congradulations and best wished for a safe pregnancy !!! how far along is she ?
To the best of my knowledge, just enough to know she is pregnant, only a few weeks.
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Old 04-21-2005, 11:02 AM
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congradulations, you seem excited so I'll hold back all my baby (dead and alive) jokes.
WTF is the matter with you...a little tact would be nice.
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Old 04-21-2005, 11:04 AM
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WTF is the matter with you...a little tact would be nice.
I wasnt trying to be rude. And there is no tone in my text so I didn't figure tact would be so important. I didn't think it was possible to offend half you kids.
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That's good news, Vod...I know you can do this father thang...
Just listen, encourage free thought and speech where appropriote, be y'self and you'll have a really good friend in no time. (well...if my lil' brother was anything to go by.)
I'm really happy for ya man, you and Brie...wait....it IS Brie, right? Dear god, please let that be right.
Anyways, I woke Anna up (5:00am here), and we both throw a huge congrats your way.





And, you know what you have to do right?
No teletubbies...no cartoons...cooking channel only.
Two words
"Super Chef" hahaha...
Good luck with it all man, pass on my regards to the lil' lady.

- B.
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Old 04-21-2005, 11:06 AM
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To the best of my knowledge, just enough to know she is pregnant, only a few weeks.
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the first few months are a bit delicate ... get one of those 'what to expect when you're expecting' books ... they're pretty good..
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