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Expect a Rant soon....
I am at work, i just went through a bunch of movies that i have on disk... and i decided to inflict some self-torture.
I have Trainspotting and Akira Lined up.. Both of which i love... But to start things off, and just to get my blood boiling,,,, I am watching... Dungeons and Dragons.... I will probably start punching people at random in a few minutes
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02-28-2005, 05:23 AM
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there's a dungeons and dragons movie?
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02-28-2005, 05:28 AM
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I thought all you watched was internet porn Vod?
Hmmm wierd:confused:
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02-28-2005, 05:55 AM
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Wait...
It ISNT porn? What the fuck? No wonder i hated it... Not a tit in the whole movie. I guesd i got the wrong impression when people said "This fucking movie sucks"....
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17 minutes in... I want to stab myself in the ehad already.
"Im a low level mage..." Nerd rant #1. A "Low level mage" cant cast chain lightning or dimension door, or telekinesis, but conveniently, she could. Basically, its the same as a cadet in the naval academy out-doing a navy seal. just isnt going to happen. Fuckign Courtney Solomon. I hope someone eats his brain.
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I am at the "Elven Village". A fat guy is talking about dragons. I think i am going to vomit. I seriously feel like puking....
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02-28-2005, 07:16 AM
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haha you gotta watch a gay movie while i watch Finding Nemo on TV :p
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The only thing that is keeping me from punching my screen is the fact that either Akira or Trainspotting will be coming on once this piece of shit is done.
This is kind of like holding your hand over a flame to see if you can withsatnd the pain. I have never had a movie make me physically ill before, not even this one. My standards must be getting higher. Or my stomach weaker.
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