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daylight savings time (my made up urban legend)
i once worked with this guy who was really ignorant and one day he asked us why we practiced daylight savings time. this is what i told him, made up completely on the spot.
i told him that it was beacuse of the salem witch trials in the 1600s. i told him that back then, people in power (i.e. governors, mayors, etc.) were secretly witches and they passed a decree which added an extra hour of night for them to conduct their spells and witchcraft. after the witch trials, when all the witches were burned at the stake, the townspeople set the time back to the way it had been. now it is just tradition to practice daylight saving time. i also told him that when this was passed as a law in the 1940s, it was because the government was infested with a secret cult of witches and they only made it for half a year so people wouldnt get suspicious. he was mortified. i was proud. |
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Re: daylight savings time (my made up urban legend)
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Now I lay me down too sleep. I pray the darkness too keep away. For when he comes for me I hope too be in Heaven. No more yelling, no more pain. Happy in my happy place. Where I smile behind the broken hopes he gave me. "Smile smile" Mama said "But never let them see you cry" "En un lugar desierto crei morir de sed y un animal pre~nado de luz medio de beber. Lenguas de sol, beber a tragos el placer y sentir la boca del miedo tu y yo arena y escorpion en un mar de fuego bajo el beso de la noche" -Robi Draco Rosa |
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