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02-17-2005, 08:11 AM
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Photographic Paranormal Evidence
Her eit is people, clear and concise evidence of the following:
Monsters Love Food. MLF is less popular, but no less important than phenomena like EVP, UFOs and DDDs. please, join me in this study of creatures and the nibblets they love. Previously shown in another thread, is the Dover Demon, Also know as the Deleware Sandwich Stealer: 
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02-17-2005, 08:13 AM
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In this grainy picture, captured from the classic "Bigfoot Video", we see Sasquatch carrying what appears to be a rather large piece of Beef Wellington.
Are there giant man-apes in the American Northwest? And have they mastered the art of Puff Pastry? 
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02-17-2005, 08:13 AM
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I'll Join...Maybe these creatures are just misunderstood.....We could learn a lot.....from.....HEY! Where'd My Sandwich go!? And My Twinkies! Is this MLF or is this Vod gets a free lunch?!
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02-17-2005, 08:16 AM
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In this, another classic shot, we see the Loch ness Monster carrying what appears to be a giant Bratwurst in it's mouth. Is it possible that the famed Scottish Lake monster is really German? Or is it a world traveller, like Australia's Yowee? (Known for it's love of crab rangoons)
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02-17-2005, 08:18 AM
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Even more mythical monsters are known for their love of food. In this artist's depictionof the dread Outer God Cthulhu, he is clearly depicted tossing a flailing victim, while devouring chicken kiev:
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The evil Mummy of Egyptian folklore is known to have insatiable lust for Veggie Wraps. Does a love of wrapped food come from being wrapped yourself? Only the walking dead know....
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02-17-2005, 08:21 AM
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Freddy Kreuger:
Child Murderer Dream Phantom CornDog Consumer 
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02-17-2005, 08:25 AM
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The ancient terrors, Vampires, have their own fetishes.
The eternal Nosferatu shares one of my passions, Cheetos: 
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02-17-2005, 08:26 AM
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And perhaps Count Dracula Himself was the inspiration behind Count Chocula, with his little known desire to enslave the world's chocolate. Here is a photo of him consuming a Popsicle brand fudgesicle:
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