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12-22-2004, 05:11 AM
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Great Christmas Episodes
This time o fyear brings out some of the best and the worst of most shows.
Oddly, the greatest show ever, the simpsons, usually has pretty vanilla christams shows. not bad, but not really any better than their regular ones (which is pretty fucking good, in all honesty) the show i think shines the most this time of year is Southpark. Southpark's halloween episodes take a back seat to the simpsons (who fucking own that holiday), but southpark raises the "we're going to offend you" bar every year around this time The first year was the alienated jew and his talking turd freind. one year they spoofed their own "Spirit of christmasd" and at the same time the old "T'was the night before christmas" They killed jesus a couple of years ago ("We have a red sleigh down, we have a red sleigh down!") Who can forget Charlie Manson learning the spirit of christmas? And then this year, all ican say is "Furry Critter Blood Orgy". I laughed my ass off. My sides hurt throught he whole episode. Family guy only had one christmas episode that ic an think of, but its a classic. I love the part where joe falls from the lightpole. " I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!!! Hah ha!" Or when they offer peter another Lemon Snowcone. "No way you guys. the last one you gave me didnt even taste like lemon, it tasted like.... Oh you guys are ASSES!"
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12-22-2004, 05:25 AM
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Yeah I have to say that South Park rulz the Simpsons in christmas episodes.
I mean what else could top a talking turd seriously?
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12-22-2004, 05:42 AM
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I still cant believe the whole "jesus died for us" in the red sleigh down episode. that was classic.
And friggin Jimmy singing the 12 days of christmas, lol! Didnt it take like a day and a half?
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12-22-2004, 09:04 AM
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Stan: No, he didn't.
Narrator: Yes he diiiid. Stan: No...he didn't. Narrator: Yes he diiiid! Stan: No he didn't! Narrator: Yes...he...DID! *they appear at the abortion clinic* Stan: *looks around* Oh, god damnit! classic. Not as good as Scott Tenormen Must Die, but it's up there
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12-22-2004, 09:27 AM
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The squishing sound during the blood orgy was truly a great moment :D
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12-22-2004, 11:07 AM
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Ho ho ho
Merry Christmas
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12-22-2004, 11:10 AM
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Cartman give non-jews a bad name.
Much like the good reverend jerry. its a shame he is so intolerant. I dont think god hates me for laughing at their jokes. I think jesus would get a kick out of these episodes.
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12-22-2004, 06:44 PM
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"...And all through the house."
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12-22-2004, 06:47 PM
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Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!
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12-22-2004, 10:51 PM
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Have to say fucking Garfield..all the way!
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