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Damn...This is SOOO weird...
So, Okay...What is it?...What do YOU consider 'weird'?...The absolute STRANGEST thing that you can possibly think of...
I think weirdness is all a matter of perception, and that abnormality is determined by that which is not considered 'normal' by the predominance of the majority...HOWEVER...In my little world, WE are the majority...So...Nothing is really "weird" to us;) I'd really like to know what you guys consider to be "weird" though......Enlighten me...
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weird... Hmmm....
A manequin dressed in neon yellow, sitting on a badger that is having sex with an armadillo. The manaequin is eating a mayaonaise donut covered with shredded paper. All of this happening at sunset during a rainstorm, in a trainstation.
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@Vodstock...That was pretty good, but a "mayonnaise donut" wouldn't be 'weird', that would just be GROSS.....And why is there ALWAYS FOOD in your stories?!....Oh yeah...Taurus...heh:D
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the weirdest thing to me is when someones though patterns are totally non linear..
hard to explain what i mean but i'll try. There is a perception of normality that we all subscribe to .. a = b, b = c, therefore c = a thats logical linear thinking .. you just cant argue with it. There are some people out there that just dont think like that. I'm not talking about the ones that make a concious effort to be and act 'different' to make themselves intriguing - more interesting .. I'm talking about the people who genuinely just dont see or think that way. i never said this was bad .. i'm sure there are incredibly intelligent people out there that think that way .. out of the box so to speak .. its just weird to me because i cant think that way at all ... that really is the weirdest thing that i have experienced |
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And...That scares me... :D
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I understand. i am a weird guy. i dont try to be, i dont even look like a weird guy, i just am. i have a natural, inborn hatred of people who put all of their effort into being odd. if you arent weird, accept it and move on.
Example: If you dress up like Brandon Lee from the crow because you want people to think you are strange, you are a poser. Put the cartigan back on and take off the makeup. If you dress up like brandon lee from the crow because it felt right, or the moon told you to, then by all means, dress up and have fun. Dont forget that YOU cant absorb bullets or jump off of buildings (safely)
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Like this...
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Well, that is a great reason to do it! No "poser"ing there. :D
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Alcohol free beer.
it tastes rank and people who drink it must be weird. |
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