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Old 11-01-2004, 08:59 AM
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Alright just finished AvP....and i must say good ideas just fucking HORRIBLE directing (via Resident Evil director) and poor execution....

First of all : THE BULLIT TIME!! WE DON"T NEED GODDAMN MATRIX COP-OUT SLOW MOTION WITH ALIENS AND FACE HUGGERS!!!!:mad: That was the stupidest decision he made....horrible...HORRIBLE....

Secondly, plot holes galore....the time setting...2004? So now when we encounter a alien life form in the first alien movie its no longer alien....we know about it.....there would have been ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with putting it forward say 50-100 years where it would make alot more sence...2004? Another bad choice....

How about the random ass lifespan of that alien, it gets in one human and burst out, i shit you not, 2 mins later, grown.....then gets in weylen and never bursts out, in like the 40 mins he sticks around....not to mention the cop out ending with the hybrid that takes THE WHOLE ENTIRE MOVIE to grow.....

WORST CHOICE EVER : HUMAN PREDATOR TEAM UPS....i swear there should have been a love scene....horrible horrible addition...WTF was this guy THINKING?? DID HE EVEN WATCH ANY OF THE PREDATOR OR ALIEN MOVIES?!?!?!?!


Other than that i liked it:D

Any other recent viewings youd like to talk about?

Next up for me? Saw....waiting for the second half...
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Old 11-01-2004, 09:05 AM
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Alright i got another one....

The Village....

Well i went in expecting very little because everyone here says it sucks, and i wasnt a HUGE signs fan but whatever....

The turn around ending sucked kinda.....the monsters (if thats what you call them) sucked pretty bad, worse than signs, but the actors were pretty good....and the *spoilers*

















Sudden and anticlimatic shanking of the main male character was the really only cool thing in the movie.....


Not bad, but pretty fucking mediocre.....
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Old 11-01-2004, 10:22 AM
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Damn i couldnt agree more about AvP BUT i didnt like it at all. not even once you got past all that shit you talked about. damn i was soooooo dissapointed. I heard that saw was supposed to be really good.........
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Old 11-01-2004, 04:21 PM
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My "Saw" download was corrupt:mad: ....fuckers....

And i really didnt think AvP was as bad as i thought it would be...but like i said i went in expecting complete shit so...
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Old 11-01-2004, 04:57 PM
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omg, i heard SAW was much like the movie Seven...and i LOVE SEVEN!! def one of the best movies EVER! anyways, i haven't actually seen the movie yet, my friend just ruined it for me so i kinda know the whole story already...heard there was some bad acting...:(
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Old 11-02-2004, 02:26 PM
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I heard it tries to be seven and fails pretty bad...but that is some fucking big shoes to fill....
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:32 AM
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Watching the godfather 2 now....will tell you guys what i think....


Nobody else is watching movies they haven't seen?
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:40 AM
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Dog Soldiers was the last 'new to me' film I've seen in a while.
I think everyone knows that film here already.

Other than that I've been revisiting some old Italian classic horror films. There isn't much new out there right now.
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Old 11-03-2004, 02:17 PM
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Godfather 2

A really good film i think....alot of good scenes.....i liked it ALOT better than the first one....but still owned by GOODFELLAS which is now, OFFICIALLY, the best mobster movie of all time.....based on a true story too.....
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Godfather 2

A really good film i think....alot of good scenes.....i liked it ALOT better than the first one....but still owned by GOODFELLAS which is now, OFFICIALLY, the best mobster movie of all time.....based on a true story too.....
Agreed. and jimmy conway is on parolle this year......damn that sucks for him
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