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Old 09-29-2004, 11:00 AM
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Plastic Fucking Wine Corks!!!!!!
Plastic Fucking Wine Corks!!!! Some times they just sink into the bottle, some times they just go round and round but most of the time they stick to the fucking corkscrew like a limpit shell to a rock!!!!

AAAAH! That's better...
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:03 AM
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Plastic? Ugh... maybe for champagne corks, because they are going to cause bodily injury no matter what, but not in regular wine....
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:05 AM
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Plastic? Ugh... maybe for champagne corks, because they are going to cause bodily injury no matter what, but not in regular wine....
I mean WTF I'd like to murder the inventor of the plastic fkng wine cork!!!
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:11 AM
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I probably just havent had any of the brands that use em.

Im a gallo guy, mostly because i am lazy and their wines are okay
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:14 AM
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Yeah least Earnest and Julio have the decency to keep it real..honestly I could fucking scream!!!!
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Those fuckers...
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:28 AM
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You had the same problem? I mean what the hell is the point in designing something that just plain does'nt work, it's like defeating the object. Wh not just seal the bottle up all together and put a big sticker on the front that just says "LOL"
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You had the same problem? I mean what the hell is the point in designing something that just plain does'nt work, it's like defeating the object. Wh not just seal the bottle up all together and put a big sticker on the front that just says "LOL"
That is pretty fucking funny....:)

That would be like buying an entertainment center, and the instructions say "YOU figure it out...."
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:38 AM
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That is pretty fucking funny....:)

That would be like buying an entertainment center, and the instructions say "YOU figure it out...."
Seriously I know I sound like some old Fart! having a gripe but, this is how it's getting and you just know the guy that invented it made huge bucks out of it. Why does everyone just put up with it. I'm just trying to enjoy my glass of wine and I have to spend the first ten minutes playing WWF with the corksrew and a pair off pliers...
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which style do you use?
a


b


c


d


I am a long-time fan of c
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