Why I think Jason VS. Michael would never work...

[The STE]

I'd pay for a really good blowjob right aboot now

[Nemesis412]

Originally posted by The STE
plus, it was more apparent that there was something more supernatural about Michael after the end of part 1. I mean, a gun shot wound I could understand, but Loomis UNLOADED his gun into Mikey, and he fell out of a two story window. Even surviving it would be a stretch, let alone getting up and killing a whole bunch more the same night. Then he got shot in the eyes and blown up, and came back the next movie (not counting part 3, bitches)

Jason, on the other hand, was a Big Strong Moron until part 6. He wasn't in part 1, he got a machete in the shoulder in part 2, and he got hanged (tough to survive from that height, but it's feasbile), and then axed on part of the head, and the mask took most of that. An axe to the head sounds like certain death, but he had the forementioned mask, which was a legit goalie mask, not a flimsy Johnny Brocks type. And, being a Big Strong Moron, his skull was probably thick and durable, so that combined with the mask could allow for a survival. And he didn't do much but stagger forth like Frankenstein's Monster between the hanging and the axing, and then he had from the end of part 3 to when he woke up in part 4 (probably a matter of hours, but who can really say) to rest up. Then he got a machete through the side of his head, slid down it, and got hacked up a bit more by one of the Frog brothers, so then he was dead. So he never really came back from the dead until part 6. Michael, on the other hand, came back from a fatal wounding on his first outing and had a whole movie's worth of killings RIGHT after it.

Plus, Michael never went to space

That is very inciteful STE im glad to see there are some people around here that have a little sense.