Why I think Jason VS. Michael would never work...
 

Ok, I'm bored so I made this thread. Michael being my second favorite Horror Slasher (first being Freddy, of course) I been thinking of a idea a friend gave me about JvM. I don't think anyone could ever make it work. There has to be SOME talk in this. Jason and Michael NEVER talk. And they be evil, their not really that wicked. Freddy is twisted. He's wicked and evil and mean. He bad mouth, teased and just pissed Jason off big time. But who would Jason and Michael fight? They don't talk. I don't see how it could work. But if they did go at it, I'll be rooting for Michael, though Jason will win I think. . .

They're both pretty damn sneaky. They both stalk. And are real silent when coming up on someone, so who knows.

i don't they'll make it. if they dod it would be the shortest movie in history, because micheal would last all of 2 mins against jason

Yeah but Jason Knows all the short cuts man. you will be running as fast as you can and then BAM jason is right there. he knows all of em.......micheal myers is sooooo fucking gay to me. i mean he is a human wtf human shoot that bastard with a shotgun and he wont get up you try and shoot jason and he will grab the gun and shove it through your brains.....:D

THEY ARE THE SAME CHARACTER......when you switch actors nobody can tell....they never say a line...and they just cut people up....the silent stalker is tired....

If Myers is human, he at least has a brain cell or two more than Jason. The only thing dumber than him are the campers that try to fight/run into the woods/trip.

Yeah! If only someone would have thought to shoot Myers in the first one, he wouldn't have killed all those people in the sequels!

*Bud-ump-pshhh*

Three elephants jump off of a plane. Two hit the land, one hits the water.

or at least get the cops to shoot him down a mine shaft on part 4 how stupid movie characters can be


and freddy last time we talked about horror icons you said michael was stupid why the change of heart?

even just shooting him in the eyes would suffice, but nooooo, the characters have to be stupid and never ever use guns on him