Grammar Lessons with Haunted

[Sistinas]

You on this hand are a crack whore.

[kpropain]

Originally posted by SFF
Oh no, I have plenty of that. You, on the other hand..........

Boy that really took some deep intellect to come up with.

[SFF]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
While we're on the topic of stretched out cunts, maybe SFF has no need for a safe. She keeps all her valuables crammed up there instead.


Or maybe she's always pissed off cuz last time a guy was screwin around down there he lost his watch, and it still hasn't came out yet. I'm sure that's cause for some major irritation.

LOL You remind me of a fake tourist. You have never been in certain places, and yet you think you know what they are like.

[SFF]

Originally posted by kpropain
Boy that really took some deep intellect to come up with.

And this did? ^^^^^

[Rotting Eye]

How would you know where I have/haven't been SFF? Are you psychic now? Or just psycho?

Anyhow, this reminds me of a joke.

Some guy and a gal meet up at a bar, and they both have a couple drinks and decide to leave the bar together.

When they get home they start screwin around, and one thing leads to another, and eventually all their clothes come off.

To loosen her up a bit, he starts working magic with his hands, and the girl says to him, “Stick a finger in.”

So he obliges, but as soon as his finger is in, she says “Stick in another.”

This continues until eventually he has one of his entire hands in there. The girl says to him, “Work your other hand in now.”

The guy starts thinking to himself, wow this girl is pretty freaky, so once again, he obliges.

Once both of his hands are up there they girl says to him, “Ok now clap.” The man responds, “Ok I’ll try….. Ok I tried, but I can’t.” The girl then says, “Pretty tight, isn't it? :D”

AHAHAHAH

[kpropain]

Hell she keeps her kid stuffed up there like her on little private daycare so she can stay on the net all the time fighting with people, so at least she knows where he is.

Poor kid probably needs a gas mask though from the stench of dead fish.

[Sistinas]

The Tuna Tank

[SFF]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
How would you know where I have/haven't been SFF? Are you psychic now? Or just psycho?

Anyhow, this reminds me of a joke.

Some guy and a gal meet up at a bar, and they both have a couple drinks and decide to leave the bar together.

When they get home they start screwin around, and one thing leads to another, and eventually all their clothes come off.

To loosen her up a bit, he starts working magic with his hands, and the girl says to him, “Stick a finger in.”

So he obliges, but as soon as his finger is in, she says “Stick in another.”

This continues until eventually he has one of his entire hands in there. The girl says to him, “Work your other hand in now.”

The guy starts thinking to himself, wow this girl is pretty freaky, so once again, he obliges.

Once both of his hands are up there they girl says to him, “Ok now clap.” The man responds, “Ok I’ll try….. Ok I tried, but I can’t.” The girl then says, “Pretty tight, isn't it? :D”

AHAHAHAH

LOL Yes, very funny joke.
Now, I didn't say that I knew where you had been, but I know where you haven't been.;)

[SFF]

Originally posted by kpropain
Hell she keeps her kid stuffed up there like her on little private daycare so she can stay on the net all the time fighting with people, so at least she knows where he is.

Poor kid probably needs a gas mask though from the stench of dead fish.

Nah, I always make personal hygiene a priority. But, since you have so much free time on your hands to run around to different message boards, following me, I doubt that your scrotal odor will ever be eliminated.

[Sistinas]

You need to be eliminated.