How do you get a girlfriend?

[barbra]

he can borrow mine

[Nyder]

Don't get me wrong. I'm not some kind of weirdo. It's just that sometimes when I'm out and about and I see all these couples I just think: "this sucks me being all lonely while they get to do all that stuff".

I've never even asked a girl out. It just seems so corny to me. I could say: " Do you want to go see a movie?". But I'd feel really corny saying that.

[Nyder]

On second thought maybe I'll just stop worrying about it and just accept that I'll always be a virgin. :cool:

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Nyder
On second thought maybe I'll just stop worrying about it and just accept that I'll always be a virgin. :cool:

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.

'Cause - 'cause - 'cause I remember when a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the 'ypocrites
As they would mingle with the good people we meet.
Good friends we have, oh, good friends we've lost
Along the way.
In this great future, you can't forget your past;
So dry your tears, I seh.

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
'Ere, little darlin', don't shed no tears:
No, woman, no cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when-a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone, I mean:
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
I said, everything's gonna be all right-a!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right, now!
Everything's gonna be all right!

So, woman, no cry;
No - no, woman - woman, no cry.
Woman, little sister, don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.
---
[Guitar solo]
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I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone:

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
Woman, little darlin', say don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.

Eh! (Little darlin', don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.
Little sister, don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
If he thinks he's going to out-whore me for attention, he's got another thing coming.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Nyder
On second thought maybe I'll just stop worrying about it and just accept that I'll always be a virgin. :cool:

alternatively to solve any issues....:p

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Jesus hates Nevada.

[Angra]

Originally posted by Nyder
Don't get me wrong. I'm not some kind of weirdo. It's just that sometimes when I'm out and about and I see all these couples I just think: "this sucks me being all lonely while they get to do all that stuff".

I've never even asked a girl out. It just seems so corny to me. I could say: " Do you want to go see a movie?". But I'd feel really corny saying that.

I know exactly how you feel, dude.:(

Lets cry together...

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Angra
I know exactly how you feel, dude.:(

Lets cry together...

you make a great couple :p

[Angra]

Originally posted by zwoti
you make a great couple :p

What the hell is the guy in red doing?:confused: