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12-01-2004, 09:38 AM
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people are always blaming their parents for everything....
You saying a 6 month old cant or, more to the point, WONT clean his own godamn feet?!?! people like you puiss me off....
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12-01-2004, 09:40 AM
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LOL @ Vod :)
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12-01-2004, 09:42 AM
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Im a mere underacheiving size 13.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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Sometime I think that I am already dead and I just dont know it yet, maybe I have been dead for thousands of years yet my spirit inhabits this body and when it is done with it travels to the next and so on. It explains alot to me, I know things that I shouldnt, and see things that I shouldnt, but that is another story. Sometimes I think that when I am talking to someone on the phone how do I know that it is really them that I am talking to. How do I know I ma not talking to a ghost, or a monster, or some alien or something else. How do I know that it really all exists. Kind of like the Matrix. How do I know that everyone I come in contact with isnt a government agent and reporting back to some higher authority about everything I do and say. Maybe everything in this world is just set up for me like the Truman Show, and everyone is an actor and everything is synthetic. I wont get on an airplane ever no matter where in the world I want to go ( and I am dying to go to Ireland to visit family) because I honestly think that once I leave the ground in the plane the world that was once there will cease to exist once over the cloud line. Its not a fear of flying either, I have been in Hueys, C130s, Sandpipers, and such. As long as I can see the ground I know that I am OK.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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12-01-2004, 09:46 AM
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12-01-2004, 09:50 AM
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You figure it out:p
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT !!! LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE!!
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT !!! LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE!!
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Whatever happened to tasting every apple on the branch?
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