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A comedian said this happened to him. Having sex with a woman, and about halfway through she goes "*sigh* ANYway......."
And some more originals: If you loved me, you would go down there even if i smell. Are you sure all three fingers are up my ass? Dont worry, you can masturbate once im done. Since we're making requests, i once saw this video with a chick and a horse.... Your mom's tits look bigger than your's Wow, your nipples are way different in size and shape! You know, I'm glad your sister said no. If you scream, I will kill you. Just kidding :)! Shut up....... Why is it called "missionary" when you are being a slut? Well, i do like them big, but not saggy. Dont worry, i'll probably finish anyway.
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07-09-2004, 03:48 AM
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or even worse you could say whats for tea
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Could you move your head a little to the left?...You are blocking the television...Yeah...Right there...Thanks
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Bloodrayne, that reminds me of a joke we told a lot when i went to school with canadians:
Why do Canadians have sex doggy style? So they can both watch the Hockey game. Here is something terrible a woman can say when a guy finishes: Look down and say "Oh god, that is fucking gross, i think i'm going to puke"
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"Oh, you go moist cunt nougat on me!"
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HAHA! I had forgotten too! Thank you for bringing this back... My poll was deleted a while ago :D
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