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fattybluetit 07-08-2004 03:49 AM

whats the worst thing you can say when having sex
 
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Je Suis Phnomne 07-08-2004 04:20 AM

"I thought you said your husband was working late"

Je Suis Phnomne 07-08-2004 04:21 AM

or the dreaded mood killer and a half

"Hi Im fattybluetit"

HappyCamper 07-08-2004 04:45 AM

calling out the wrong girl's name

Vodstok 07-08-2004 04:59 AM

Have you put on weight?

Is it supposed to look like that?

Your sister never complained about anal.

Your brother never complained about anal.

Your Dad never (nevermind, you get it)

If i close my eyes, i'm just fantasizing about Prince.

*Dry Heave*

God I wish I was drunk....

The joke was right, I do need flour.

Usually I like breasts on women, but you have a nice ass.

(while having sex with a porno on) I wish you looked like her.

If you loved me, you would put this tennis ballup your ass.

Here, wear this mask.

Here, wear this paper bag.

If you loved me, you would let me wrap this belt around your neck.

Sorry, it slipped.

c'mon, I cant finish if i dont throw up.

I didnt know women could have so much hair on their ass...

meetthecreeper 07-08-2004 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HappyCamper
calling out the wrong girl's name

Did this twice, once with my wife when I was drunk before we were married, funny she still married me. This can be a fatal mistake.

By the way love the sig. Suicide Kings is a great film.

Gravegirl666 07-08-2004 05:35 AM

ROFLOL*@vod

Egekrusher 07-08-2004 05:38 AM

"What's that awful smell?"

No, seriously, I've said that before when my girlfriend was on her period. I'm lucky I still have me nuts.

Stingy Jack 07-08-2004 05:48 AM

"If it feels a little scratchy, those are just the scabs."

Egekrusher 07-08-2004 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
"If it feels a little scratchy, those are just the scabs."
Oh god... that's gross.

*rip*
*tear*
*SCREAM*


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