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[ShankS]

here's a prank, get a roll of clear sandwich sellophane from the supermarket, and on you way back home, visit the public toilets, lift up the seats and pull a tight layer of sellophane over the toilets, then replace the seat and leave....

.... if someone pisses it sprays back, they get soggy pants, and a shit looks like it's floating in the air and they get shitty buttocks.

[slasherman]

:rolleyes: ...or that old trick........fill a newspaper full of shit...place it outside your neighbours door...set it on fire and ring the doorbell..

[barbra]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
well, this is probably most likely directed to barbra, as she would probably be the only one with the balls to answer (that and... seems like she doesnt give a shit)

anyway... you ever shit so big, u cant believe it all came out of you? not necesssarily a LOT of shit, but i literally mean, a fatty log?

oh yeah sometimes, and everyone here does as well (except sam). I like pooing after I've eaten a lot of spinach

[Gren the cake]

I guess this would generally be directed towards the men.....

when you go to the potty and you see a turd, do you flush it, or do u try and break it in half with ur pee stream?

and if u try and break it in half, and u run out of pee before it does completely, does it piss you off?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
I guess this would generally be directed towards the men.....

when you go to the potty and you see a turd, do you flush it, or do u try and break it in half with ur pee stream?

and if u try and break it in half, and u run out of pee before it does completely, does it piss you off?

flush .. who the hell wants to stare at someone elses floater ..

only a girl would have asked this .... sigh.


scratch that ... only Gren would have asked that ...


weido !

:p

[Gren the cake]

:( i cant take all the credit

i was having a poo discussion with my bf, and he mentioned that to me. he personally always cuts it in half, and gets really really mad if he runs out of pee before it finishes. so he'll flush it and make sure he sees it break.

i think ive found my soulmate!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
:( i cant take all the credit

i was having a poo discussion with my bf, and he mentioned that to me. he personally always cuts it in half, and gets really really mad if he runs out of pee before it finishes. so he'll flush it and make sure he sees it break.

i think ive found my soulmate!

yes, you're both crazy .. get married and move to a remote island immediately :)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by urgeok
yes, you're both crazy .. get married and move to a remote island immediately :)

Agreed. :p

[Gren the cake]

what makes u think i wont have a puter @ this island???

^_^

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
what makes u think i wont have a puter @ this island???

^_^

thats ok .. go online all you want .. i just dont think you guys should raise children in civilization ..

(where playing with poop is unfortunately still deemed rude and unsanitary !!! :D )