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when you shit, do you look at the paper?

and to all the motherfuckers who dont - how do you know when to stop wiping?

as for me, im asian. they dont really use toilet paper in the philippines, theyr bathrooms r a little different, so basically you just wash every time. so, i wash (unless of course, im in a public restroom. and in that case yeh, if i just hafto shit, u better believe i use the whole roll of paper)

:( i hate public restrooms.

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i didnt think girls shit ??!!

i thought they just woke up in the morning and there would be a neatly wrapped perfumed little box with a ribbon around it that they would put in the garbage..

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LMAO!!!!!! :D

no.... we defiitely shit. but uve got part of it right. women's day carries these supplements that make our turds smell like cinnamon apple muffins.

its all in the wipe. take care of your brown eye.
after drinking captin all night or dark beer, the next day it might take a little more to wipe, but a whole roll is a little unnecessary and a tad bit wasteful if you ask me. I think your people got the right idea, wash it everytime, no imbarrasing oders there ;) oh yeah and I can poop anywhere, the more public the better, especially if I have gas, oh and girls have gas, they don't just reach a certain age and explode. Dutch ovens can go both ways..

LMAO!!!!! Barbra you're a classic!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I take these drugs, I inject them into my spine, that enhances my metabolism so that it naturally burns away all my waste. No bathrooms

a woman with a funky chocolate starfish, is deffo no go during oral, and besides woman do stinkier shits than men, especially first thing before a shower.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! :D

chocolate starfish !! jesus christ ! hahha

are these UK sayings or just Shanks-isms ? !!