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04-29-2005, 01:38 PM
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Re: Re: How do you get a girlfriend?
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Re: Re: Re: How do you get a girlfriend?
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04-29-2005, 01:48 PM
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Attention?
I'm too cynical for this question. The whole question...the big question...whatever
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Here's an idea, but you have to follow these steps precisely..........
1)drive down the road slowly till you spot a fine peice of ass 2)put on your ski cap and stop the car as quick as you can 3)Jump out of the car with rope handy and drag her back to the car where you hog tie her ass 4) (most important step) While she is hog tied, get down on your knees and beg her to be your girlfriend, tell her how desperate you are and that you might need a little help but you think she could help you through this troubling time *****There ya have it......should work like a charm!!!****** :D
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04-29-2005, 02:05 PM
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Join a band....
Seems to work.
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04-29-2005, 02:05 PM
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get a role in a big blockbuster movie in which you have a full-frontal nude scene. Unless your penis is little, in which case for Buddha's sake don't do that
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04-29-2005, 02:05 PM
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Bitterness is my name sourness is my game. That was so so lame.
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