My HDC Last Will And Testament

[novakru]

I'd leave everything to crabby-he'd know what to do with it:D

[Roderick Usher]

Thanks for the books, Rayne - Awesome

I Roderick Usher being of disturbed mind and shaky body do hereby bequeath the following to:

To Alky - I leave my unsold scripts, someone's got to direct them

To Vodstok - I leave all my how-to books and style manuals maybe that'll answer your questions

To Urge - I leave my colection of animal skulls, you collect everything else so...

To Return - I leave my rolodex of casting directors and producers and the autographed cast posters from the plays I've done

To Haunted - I leave my vast collection of religious iconography that compose the numerous altars around my apartment...from Catholic statuary to vodou figurines and even the black velvet Elvis painting

To Lady Frost - I leave my DVD collection, you seem to have missed most of the good ones so far - watch them!

To Flayed - I leave whatever booze I didn't drink and the notes of all my unfinished projects (300-400 of them)

To ElvisChrist - My CD and LP collection of DC Hardcore

To Neverending - My 45 rpm collection - more than 500 songs from the 50s-70s

To Rayne - I leave my budding collection of contemporary art.

To OMCDave - I leave my dozen or so japanese t-shirts

To Miss Olivia - I leave my guitars, my recordings and my undying respect

To Cheeba - My Le Cruset and All-Clad...enjoy

To Zero - My collection of crime fiction because there's more to you than the monkey

To Crabby - my EC Comics and Famous Monsters mags

[ferretchucker]

*ahem* *nudge* *nudge*

[alkytrio666]

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher

To Alky - I leave my unsold scripts, someone's got to direct them

I'd make you proud. :)

[ferretchucker]

To alky i leave my fourth born son. Dont ask how I can have that many at 14 but i got sven other in the car and i only have 8 seats. One has to go.

[The Flayed One]

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher

To Flayed - I leave whatever booze I didn't drink and the notes of all my unfinished projects (300-400 of them)

Wonderful! That brings my collection of unfinished projects to almost 1000:p (I'll drink the leftover booze and brood about it)

[_____V_____]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

All those people V and I didn't get anything. I guess I need to have been on for longer than a year to get noticed.

Dont feel bad, FC. I leave you my collection of spotlights. I m sure you ll love those.;)

[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

Dont feel bad, FC. I leave you my collection of spotlights. I m sure you ll love those.;)

if he dont want them.. :D
can i have as well plz plz plz

[ferretchucker]

mwhaahahahahahahahahahahahahyahaha, now i can get back at those neighborswho keep me awake by having their lights on all night!

[hammerfan]

Just thought of another one (told you I was forgetful):

To omcdave, I leave my Veterinary Technician study books so he can take care of his cat.