My HDC Last Will And Testament
 

I just thought this might be fun...If you guys wanna do it, too, just start with "I, *put in your screen name*, being of *put in description of mental state* mind and *put in description of physical state* body, do hereby bequeath:"...Then go from there

Here's mine:


I, BloodRayne, being of deranged mind and well-used body, do hereby bequeath:

1) All of my foreign (Asian and Italian) Horror movies to Zwoti, although I bet he already has them all

2) All of my lesser known horror movies to Despare, because I really think he would like them

3) All of my classic horror movies to Crabapple

4) All of my well-known horror movies to Return, because he SERIOUSLY needs to catch up

5) My Herschell Gordon Lewis Movie Collection to Disease, because he needs to watch them

6) My Horror/Comedies to Stubborn because she likes a good laugh

7) All of my books (over 2,000 and ALL horror) to Roderick Usher

8) All of my video games (all horror-related) to _V_ because we seem to like many of the same ones

9) My Teddy Scares (This one is my favorite, he sits on my dresser and watches me sleep, his eyes glow in the dark: http://www.teddyscares.com/bear_bios/bios_4.html ) to Vodstok, for Lilly

10) My boots, clothes and 'accessories' (belts and things with chains, silver studs, spikes, crosses and a few skulls) to HammerFan, because I KNOW she'd wear them wonderfully

11) My awesome magazine that I got from Crabapple, will be buried WITH me :p

12) My furniture to Flayed because we have similar tastes

13) My body to Dude Guadalupe, to do with as he wishes until he decides to bury it

14) My sports memorabilia to Austin...Oh wait, there ISN'T any...I HATE sports :p...But, I love Austin

15) My 'Crimes And Punishment' Encyclopedic Book Set (EVERY killer is in there with indepth details of their sick crimes...DeSade is in there, Vlad the Impaler, Jack The Ripper, Jeffrey Dahmer, Gacy, Gein, Atilla The Hun, I'm SERIOUS, everyone up to the year 2000, the Jon Benet case is in there with all the details, too) to Murder Doll, she'd get a kick out of it

16) My bananas to Zero

17) My Astrology books to Haunted, because she can use them

18) All of my candles to AngelaKillSluts (if she ever gets her ass back in here)

19) All of my music to Elvis, although he'd probably hate a lot of it :p

20) All of my American foods, spices, cookware and cutlery to Cheeba, because he'd have a blast creating things with it

21) My bed to Spal, because it's still pretty sturdy and she may need frequent replacements :D

22) My original paintings (done by Myke Amend) to Bwind

23) My house to VampClown, because he SERIOUSLY needs to relocate

24) My wall-mounted dungeon torch holders, metal candle lanterns, candleholders, etcetera to Miss Olivia

25) My telescope to Newb, so he doesn't have to hang around outside of windows...lol

26 ) My swords, tools and everything else (I don't have much, I'm a minimalist) to Austin, because I don't have any sports memorabilia

I wouldn't have a clue what to leave Posher, so he could just pick something

Your turn

oh u forget about me dont u

I stubbornforge ..being of sane mind (shut up) and knows what the hell
em doing do bequeath the following to

Zero
my green eggs and ham book..'sic' page 3 is missing

____V_____
my untold collection of stolen lighters from ppl i have been trying to
stop smoking..'only 2 out of 20 work'


Bloodrayne
my barry white towel n posters


The Return
my NZ mink blankie

Skanks
my bob marley mink blankie

Haunted
my collection of 70's /80's music


Cheebs and Lala
my never ending supply of salt n pepper shakers
(maori designs)


Dave
my book of unfinished songs



Pink
my oak wall unit


Vodstok
all my jersey's


Despare
hair products


Crabapple
i cannot forget you..lol
my twilight zone comics


Hammerfan and V.C
you 2 have to share these ok
my collection of snickers bar wrappers..'split them evenly'


Flayed
my coke collection



Austin
my fishing gears




my Baby (Lord)
everything else..the comp..bank accounts..houses
cars..land up north...and the children :D
oh and lets not forget the shoes :o

*ahem* dolls that i can torture and then show all the chavs at school.

(i.e - decapitatable barbies)

if anyone has them and need to fill out their will...

OH, I almost forgot...

To Ferret...My camera :D

lol. there is a girl nextdoor....

I just wanted to add that I didn't leave anything to Urge because he's already trying to get rid of a lot of stuff and I didn't wanna add to the clutter :p

ferretchucker can have my living dead dolls to taunt the charvas/ragies.....only if you stop calling them chavs.......damn media just stole our northern word of charv

To the collective members of Horror.com:

ScaredYet. :)

Dont fight over the Deleware Sandwich stealer, copy and paste the little guy.
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/demon.jpg

EAST ANGLIA RULES!



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