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Old 04-09-2006, 11:53 AM
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Ooooh, see, I thought it was lemon Pez
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Old 04-09-2006, 12:27 PM
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My ear is asking for an important place in your embassy. May I be so humble as to ask for some job where I too could BUG THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE???????
Fine, don't respond. I guess I'll just stay here and bug the fuck out of people, I seem to be good at it. Hey, wait, can I be the official people buggerer? I could stand at the gates and if they pass me without committing suicide first, then they can see your royal highness. Of course they might be a bit edgey, but it will prove they are worthy of your time and effort to speak to them if they get past me.
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Old 04-09-2006, 01:10 PM
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didn't see your response. If for any reason Haunted fails or relinquishes her duties, you can be the new vice president in charge of bugging people
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Old 04-09-2006, 01:23 PM
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Tell you what, Mona, when S, has me on :ahem: "special assignment" or I'm taking a memo for Rayne, you can take over bugging the shit out of people. I'll leave you a book of prank calls, world leaders' tele phone numbers, email addresses, innapropriate jokes to send to the Southern Baptist Convention, the Vatican, various and sundry Mosques (complete with pictures of the Prophet), major covens (i.e. The Covenant of Isis) and so on. I'll also leave a list of unimportant news conferences and the times of television shows with highest ratings and major sporting events so you'll know exactly when to interupt and exactly how much time to take up. Do not disturb The Simpsons for any reason.
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Old 04-09-2006, 01:37 PM
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Tell you what, Mona, when S, has me on :ahem: "special assignment" or I'm taking a memo for Rayne, you can take over bugging the shit out of people. I'll leave you a book of prank calls, world leaders' tele phone numbers, email addresses, innapropriate jokes to send to the Southern Baptist Convention, the Vatican, various and sundry Mosques (complete with pictures of the Prophet), major covens (i.e. The Covenant of Isis) and so on. I'll also leave a list of unimportant news conferences and the times of television shows with highest ratings and major sporting events so you'll know exactly when to interupt and exactly how much time to take up. Do not disturb The Simpsons for any reason.
Sounds good to me. We can tag-team bugging the shit out of people, so it's never a job that goes undone! I think it's an important role, given that there are so many stupid people out there and we don't want their kind in our kingdom.
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Hey, wait, can I be the official people buggerer?
LMFAO....Oh man...That made me laugh SOOO hard....Have you any idea what the word 'buggery' means?....If not, look it up so that you can laugh YOUR ass off, too...Then decide if ya still want the job...


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LMFAO....Oh man...That made me laugh SOOO hard....Have you any idea what the word 'buggery' means?....If not, look it up so that you can laugh YOUR ass off, too...Then decide if ya still want the job...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Actually yes I do know what it means, I was wondering if anyone would catch that. :p
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Actually yes I do know what it means, I was wondering if anyone would catch that. :p
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You got me good on that one:D
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You got me good on that one:D
Good catch though! ;) That's why I said buggerer instead of bugger.
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