I'm declaring myself Emperor of the United States
 

There've been plenty of political takeovers of equally questionable credibility as this one, I'm just not using any sort of military force. It's a more peaceful takeover than others would attempt. So, that's it. I'm the Emperor of the United States. I'm not asking people to bow to me, I'm not gonna bother making laws or anything, but I'm still in charge, being Emperor and all.

I declare an uprising... who's in?

nope, there is no uprising.

I don't think its such a bad idea. Blowjobs in the Oval office......hmmm.....maybe...perhaps....with your GIGANTOR PEEPEE.

hey, that's your new secretary of defense you're talking about!

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hahahaha

Want me to pass around a sign up sheet for your harem?

I'm willing to take on the massive task of 'Official beer taster to His Majesty, Emperor The STE I'

And I'll be the official wine taster! :D

sure. In fact, titles for everyone! Who wants a title?

Only if you sign up for it